Because of you, Pat’s 24 Hrs raised $25 055.70
“Thank you” is an enormous understatement — but seriously, thank you.
Because of you, Pat’s 24 Hrs raised $25 055.70
“Thank you” is an enormous understatement — but seriously, thank you.



YOU did it, actually. YOU DID IT. Thank you so, so much. You’re so wonderfully great.
Now the countdown to 8 p.m. is on!
This isn’t Uncle Ron… OR IS IT?
Either way, we are SO CLOSE to making the $24 000, and you can help! Donate here OR tell your friends to download by passing along the link.
Three and a half hours left! Watch it unfold via live stream or head down to Comedy Bar to watch the magic ensue!
Hey, look! It’s Teenage Skeleton!
Don’t know what we’re talking about? Watch the livestream here!
And remember: this whole thing is to raise money for the Stephen Lewis Foundation, so please, please donate. We can reach this goal, guys! Ten hours to go!
We’re at $17 000 — we can TOTALLY hit the $24 000 goal out of the park. Vote it up, so we can get the word out!
Hi! Twitter’s your best bet, since hashtags are the way jokes are being collected. So tweet your joke, and hashtag it #Pats24Hrs. Then everyone can see it. Cool!
And donate! Donate, donate, donate like the foxes you are. We still have a while to go, so keep on keeping on!
Alright. So. Tonight at 8 p.m. Pat Thornton takes the stage at Comedy Bar, and begins his 24 hour marathon of hilarity.
If you can’t make it? NO WORRIES BECAUSE YOU CAN STILL WATCH IT LIVE #CAPS
The link is above, and if you want to pass it around, that would be grand. It’s going to awesome, you guys! Seriously, the best. And make sure to follow Pat’s 24 Hrs Twitter account, too.
Have you seen THOUSAND BUCKS AN HOUR yet? Let’s make this house a home, or whatever the equivalent is in terms of songs!
Watch it and re-blog and scream-sing it during Pat’s breaks tonight. And donate!